laxturbate


a type of way to get better at lacrosse meaning that you carry your stick around in your room constantly and cradle a lot to improve your stick skills.
eric: “i heard the lacrosse team lost pretty bad the other day.”

jim: “yeah, they couldn’t p-ss or catch the ball at all, they need to laxturbate more.

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