lay a cable


to take a huge sh-t
did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric’s head?

yeah i think hes in a inst-tution now

lol
another phrase for the act of defication.
laying a cable was a regular past-time of john’s grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

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