Lay a Wien
the act of using ones wiener in s-xual intercourse. derived from the expression “i wouldn’t lay a finger on (noun)”, and its converse, “i would lay a finger on (noun)” the amount of “wien” to be laid can be expressed through the use of numbers, which represents the intensity of ones desire to lay a wien. (note: when using numbers, the word “wien” is not pluralized to “wiens.” it remains “wien.” also, fractional values as numbers are not acceptable.)
i’d totally lay a wien on that chick.
i wouldn’t lay a wien on your girlfriend.
i’d lay 6,000 wien all over that.
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