left lane


something all the drivers who travel at a speed of 20 mph like to drive in, effectivly impeding the travel of people who know how to drive
some stupid f-ck is doing 20 f-cking mph in the f-cking left lane!!! jimmy, open the f-cking glovebox…
the traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of colorado.
all cars with colorado license plates will be found in the left lane.

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