lay the dick
(1) verb – to completely and utterly win, dominate, and/or succeed in any facet of life; a phrase to describe winning against an opponent in any form of compet-tion, activity, or encounter in a manner that leaves your opponent embarr-ssed, ashamed, humiliated, wholly defeated, and nothing but a sh-ll of what they once were.
(2) noun – phrase used to express admiration or congratulation towards another who has just succeeded in dominating his or her opponent/adversary in some form of compet-tion, activity, or encounter.
(1) jay: how did you do in your fantasy football league this year?
john: i laid the d-ck on that league and finished with a 10-3 regular season record before getting -ssf-cked by james the 8th seed in the first round of the playoffs.
(2) jesse: how did you do in your fantasy football league this year?
james: i kept 5 rbs on my bench all season and managed to lock in an 8th seed playoff spot with my 6-7 record, but i scuttlef-cked the number 1 seed in the first round thanks to gurley having a career week.
jesse: lay the d-ck, bro. lay that d-ck on the table and let that #1 seed know what you went in dry with.
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