a cute hot girl who is very trustworthy. she is not sl-tty. very funny girl. likes cereal alot. hates fk boys.
guy1: hey dude see that new girl, layalle?
guy2: d-mn right i did. lord that girl is hot.
guy1: oh but god is she mine!
guy2: f-ck no!
guy1: h-ll ya!
- trevor hedge
total douchebag don’t be such a trevor hedge
- eddy davidson
pr-nounced: a-nul pra-ree-dawg a small, hard, tenacious ball of fecal matter that resists expulsion from the -n-s and causes great discomfort. dammit, i have this persistent pelvic pressure and i keep squatting , but i just cannot squeeze out this eddy davidson. out, eddy davidson, out already!
slambadextrius , the art of one being able to hit themselves with both hands . hey paul , check this out, i can hit myself with both hands , wow joe , that’s ducking amazing , you must be slambadextrius, lol
- turkish camelback ride
the mother of all wedgies. give someone a wedgie, lay them flat on their stomach, bend their leg back & hook their toes into the waistband of pulled-up underwear. not only is this an ultrawedgie, but the only way out is for the ‘victim’ to pull their underwear even further up their b-tt to get […]
- chocolate sleeping bag
after -n-l penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. aka: sh-t in and on d-ck. bro i rooted stacey in the -ss last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag