layby
used in some parts of australia like canberra. a hot girl that’s too young for you and hence you have to figuratively put her on layby. usually used as a qualifier so you don’t sound like a pedophile.
guy 1:”check her out.”
guy 2: “dude, are you sick? she’s gotta be like 13.”
guy 1: “okay then she’s a layby.” or “i’ll put her on layby”
or
“check out the layby.”
a place in the road where it is legal to pull over and stop for a short period of time. also can be used as a place where two consenting adults may partic-p-te in s-xual acts in a public area.
driver: oh look a lay-by… i’m feeling frisky!
p-ssenger: pull over then, i’ll sort that out!
driver: but there is already a car there?
p-ssenger: don’t worry i’ll put on a good show!
when a chick is hot but couple of year younger than you, you put a “lay-by” on her so when she’s older, you can be in first!
wen ur mates lil sis is all that but a lil too young, u lay by her and be the first to get to her when shes old enough
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