Layer Cake


layer cake, a term describing the violent and dark layers of the organised crime world.
welcome to the layer cake (the criminal world) – quote taken from the brit gangster flick ‘layer cake’
layer cake is a british gangster thriller published in 200 and later turned into a 2004 film, it follows xxxx a savvy 29-year old drug dealer hoping to pack up his earnings and leave the game to live life as “a gentleman of leisure” when he reaches the age of 30. according to him ” i’m not a gangster, just a businessman. and my commodity happens to be cocaine.”

the t-tle refers to the human social strata, especially in the british crime underworld, as well as the numerous plot layers in the film.
you’re born, you take sh-t. you get out in the world, you take more sh-t. you climb a little higher, you take less sh-t. till one day you’re up in the rarefied atmosphere and you’ve forgotten what sh-t even looks like. welcome to the layer cake son

my name? if you knew that, you’d be as clever as me.
noun. phrase describing the dark layers of the london underground organised crime scene. derived from a chocolate layer cake, emphasising the dark, criminal layers of the london mafia.
“welcome to the layer cake, son” layer cake 2004 (sony pictures)
the end result of a collection of persons defecating in the same toilet without flushing, or indeed putting the loo roll in said toilet, in which the effort of a group creates a fantastic art piece the family or indeed friends can enjoy.
come on jim squeeze 1 out, with your effort we’ll have created the perfect layer cake!
the end result of taking half a dump, wiping prematurely, then dropping the rest of your deuce, and wiping again.
bro, i think i just clogged your toilet.
wtf!?!
i guess your apartment’s weak -ss pipes couldn’t handle the layer cake i just unloaded in there.
cake that is in layers. its layerable.
timtam had a giant piece of layercake but he had the sh-ts afterward.
refers to the layers of fat surrounding an overweight woman or man’s moose knuckle
that lady(man) was huge you should have seen her layercake!

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