layin ass nigga
a layin -ss n-gg- is a person who lies, cheats and steals their way through life. a lan will smoke a pipe of crystal meth in front of anyone and eagerly try to convince them they are “real” and telling the truth. a lan will also shuffle for weed if they have to. a lan can be male or female and any ethnicity or race. a lan might have a job, or they might not, but n-body will ever know because 99% of the time lan’s are liars.
“what up wit ‘b?’” “oh, he’s living with his old lady again.” “d-mn…. he lost his job, lost his ride, lost his girlfriend… he a layin -ss n-gg- makin’ her pay for his sh-t.” “she’s a layin -ss n-gg- cuz she pays for his layin’ -ss.
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