laying carpet
when a girl, with at least a little bit of bush, is f-cking somebody really hard. basically, the female version of laying pipe.
joe: i was laying pipe on this girl so hard last night.
fred: oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you b-tch..
sara: what are you doing tonight?
jenny: i’m going to the club, cause i’m planning on laying carpet tonight.
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