laying grout

the act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or bas-m-nt) while pressing her br–sts together. one or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. the bead of feces is implied to be the “grout” and the br–sts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.
“hey dandelion, you coming over later?” “nah, mav. i’m gonna help some friends with something.” “oh, what?” “laying grout.” “oh. ok. i love you.” “k. bye.” “i said i love you…” “yea. thank you. bye.”

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