lazank


lazank (n)

derived from the term ‘lazy w-nk’. after proceeding to m-st-rb-t-, one does not wipe one’s ‘man juice’ as is conventional. instead, the pants and trousers are pulled up and the time between w-nk and wash is a crusty period. hence, one is making a conscious decision to lazily avoid the simple task of wiping.

(vb) -ing, -ed

to partake in the act of lazanking.

lazanker (n)

a d-mned dirty person.
person 1: ‘that guy smells funky’
person 2: ‘he’s probably just had a lazank’

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