lazer breath


when a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.
while i was showing sh-lly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder…… halitosis! she hit me hard with some lazer breath! d-mn,… got my little sister too. our noses will never be the same. jeezus.

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