lazuardi
1. the act of self f-ll-t– while being -n-lly pleasured by an animal.
2. a lazuardi is a person who have had his genitalia removed by an animal.
3. fat hairy asian man without a p-n-s but with three set of b-lls.
guy1: “dude i just saw a naked guy running on the street with only a sack of oranges covering his d-ck!”
guy2: “man thats not just a guy, but a lazuardi”
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