Lazy Bean


noun \ˈlā-zē ˈbēn\

:another word for lesbian.

:a women that is attracted to the same s-x.

:c-rp-t m-nch-r

:it is politically correct.
“d-mn, she is really s-xy. i’m gonna ask her out”-bro

“dude, you can’t. she is definitely a lazy bean. i saw her hook up with rosie last week.”-bro 2

“sh-t”-bro
a soft, yet degrading, smear across another’s face; given most commonly by one’s open hand.
as little luke walks down the hallway mike sneaks up behind him and gives luke a cruel lazy bean to the face, angering and humiliating luke.

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