lazy blackbeard
the act of punching a parnter’s eye while -j-c-l-t-ng on the chin. very sinister move
that’s one pirate we’ll never forget
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an event in which 3 or more males (generaly unedjucated ugly rednecks) gather with the intent of consuming adult beverages with no females present. the males will typicaly brainstorm on how to attract females (usually ugly cattle sized creek donks) but eventually end up only wishing some were present. robbie asked me to attend a […]
- Geej
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- shmorange
the only word in the english language that rhymes with orange. has no other meaning. “do you know what rhymes with orange?” “no, what?” “shmorange.” extreme love. love between couples that are perfect for each other. “hey did you hear? jeffrey told hannah that he shmoranges her! that must mean that they will last forever!”
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noun: the act of a male receiving and doing all of the following simultaneously: receiving f-ll-t–, having a bowel movement, playing call of duty, and eating pizza. in other words, getting a blumpkin while the other person feeds you pizza as you are playing cod. dude, last night i was hooking up with this chick […]
- Dirty Smith
when you f-ck yo b-tches best friend on a slide at church. or the preachers daughter on the slide. my homeboy zay did a dirty smith wit this chick. luckily his girl didnt dump him.