Lazy Cow


a woman that is quite capable of doing a days work, but chooses instead to dodge out of her duties. ie, if at work, hiding in the toilets, filing nails, chatting, making personal phone calls.
from 1998 – 1999, i had to “carry” a woman named “margaret” as well as my own job, the lazy cow used to bug me so much that i wanted to punch her lights out.

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