Lazy friend


a friend who only does the bare minimum to maintain your relationship. i.e., texting one-word responses or not replying to emails/texts at all, only hanging out at your request and never taking interest or note of your personal goings-ons.
i texted ariana four times today and all she wrote back was “ok”.

me: hi! how are you? did you hear that so-and-so got into an accident??
lazy friend: hi. no.
me: you suck at communications, ps.
lazy friend: -crickets-

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