Lazy Gentleman
an act usually performed by a male in which he offers to get the door for a female and opens said door by pushing the door’s handicap b-tton. often followed by the woman being allowed to enter the door first simply because the handicap b-tton puts the man farther from the door than the woman.
cindy: how was your date with john last night?
suzie: horrible… he took me out to a really cr-ppy restaurant, made me pay for his meal, and even pulled a lazy gentleman on our way in.
cindy: what a total douche!
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