Lazy Land



typically inhabited by fat, lazy b-ms who are in their upper 30s and 40s and still live in their parents houses. these men (100% male population) are often found in an easy chair or recliner with a small hybiscus plant that grows cheetos, and secretes a beer like substance within easy reaching distance. the tv is constantly tuned to star trek or all day bond marathons. they are quick to respond to another’s comment that incorrectly portrays their obsession, and will often break into rants even without anyone being present.
trekkies only come out of lazy land in order to cosplay their way through another set of clothes.

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