Lazy Lover


it’s early in the morning or very late at night and your partner is tired. however, you needs to git yours – so what do you do? you get their consent to use the “-ss groove” as a makeshift humping device and proceed to indulge yourself like a dog doing wrong. the real question here is will the end result stay in your boxer shorts or is your partner a true champion, willing to get their back wet.
dude, i was so h-rny last night that i convinced my old lady to give me a lazy lover.

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