Lazy Lover
it’s early in the morning or very late at night and your partner is tired. however, you needs to git yours – so what do you do? you get their consent to use the “-ss groove” as a makeshift humping device and proceed to indulge yourself like a dog doing wrong. the real question here is will the end result stay in your boxer shorts or is your partner a true champion, willing to get their back wet.
dude, i was so h-rny last night that i convinced my old lady to give me a lazy lover.
Read Also:
- Rock Hierarchy
the rock hierarchy consists of several bands that are the rulers of rock. the g-ds of rock are led zeppelin. the lords of rock are ac/dc. there are two main kings of rock. these are david bowie and jimi hendrix. the dukes of rock are the who. finally, there are the kights of rock. these […]
- Rockstar Nap
falling asleep after a hard night of partying which involved either heavy drug use or alcohol consumption and then waking up in a pool of your own excrement. i.e. vomit, urine, or feces. chad: hey, has anyone seen russell? he was snorting c-ke and doing shots all night long! matt: he’s over here in the […]
- Rock Whore
a girl, usually between the ages of 18 and 25, who has gotten engaged multiple times or has gotten engaged after dating a guy for less than a couple of months, mainly because a guy gives her a huge rock. lisa got engaged to another guy last week and she has only been dating him […]
- mid shit flush
a mid sh-t flush is where you have to flush the toilet halfway through sh-tting so you don’t block the toilet hey hannah…did kizz have a mid sh-t flush?
- campophobe
someone who is afraid of, or dislikes being near h-m-s-xual men who act camp or behave like girls all the time. not necessarily a h-m-phobe. arthur was a campophobe, but he and eleanor had plenty of gay friends. tarquin was h-m-s-xual, yet was campophobic in the extreme.