Lazy Nard
this happens when one very lethargic t-st-cl- does not drop at p-b-rty, resulting in one t-st-cl- that is small, deformed and unnattractive. one can still procreate, yet finding a woman that will have s-x with a freak of nature is always hard.
nicole: i was giving johnny a bj and i felt a small raison were his left t-st-cl- should have been.
mandy: are you going to keep dating him?
nicole: ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. i’m out.
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