lazy omelette


when a male -j-c-l-t-s into an unsuspecting person’s ear then folds the ear over. usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.
my wife wasn’t “in the mood” for about the 10th day in a row, so i gave her a lazy omelette.

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