Lazy Rape
to rape the first person you see to avoid the h-ssle of raping an attractive person
karl: what did you do last night andy?
andy: well i was going to go our raping but the avon lady came round so i thought “f-ck it” and lazy raped her.
karl:what was she like?
andy: old, fat and ugly, but it saved puting on my shoes
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