lazy snuzan
in ancient folklore, lazy snuzan is the ghost widow of her crazed insomniac husband who killed her. like a parasite, she spends her time searching for a host bodies. when she finds and inhabits her host she will do anything to sleep for as long as possible. there have even been reported cases where lazy snuzan has physically possessed her victims and forced them to hide, switch off, bury or destroy their own alarm clocks during a sleep state.
wake up! has lazy snuzan got you again?
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