lazy teabagging


when one is too lazy to actually sit on one’s knees and follow through with normal teabagging. the teabagger sucks on the teabaggee’s adam’s apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.
“man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! now i pop my collar cuz i have to!”
“i was lazy teabagging him so hard he had to wear that scarf i made him!”

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