Lazyfuck
~where fully reclined is a state of mind ~
bunch of reclining lazy f-cks.
hence the short example i’m to lazy.
a lazy f-ck is either someone who’s too lazy to have a job
or
someone having s-x, but too lazy to move.
fundo is a lazy f-ck. his girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn’t had a job in 10 years. that lucky b-st-rd.
the act of falling asleep while she’s on top.
don’t get mad at me, it’s your fault that i’m such a lazy f-ck.
lazyf-ck is reclined 24/7, its run by a 30yrs old, a pimp by night, r-t-rd by day.
to be a lazyf-ck, go to lazyf-ck.net (forums-hazing) its mandatory that you have at least one good story to prove to us, you are truly a lazyf-ck, then you’ll be at home.
see forums at lazyf-ck.net
the true forums of the gods..
also: lf
a website located at www.lazyf-ck.com, which has sp-wned a breed of “lazyf-cks”.
“get off your -ss and order me a pizza, chris!”
“you can order your own pizza you lf!”
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