lazytard
describes any person who is lazy enough to pay people to do their work for them while they sit and watch. this person is usually fat and enjoys eating honeybuns and sandwiches while doing so.
as i watched my sister raking leaves and my dad consuming a honeybun while lounging on the bench i thought, “wow, what a lazytard!”
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