lazyvator
when someone, usually fat, waits around for the elevator to go down only 1 floor, when the stairs are right there. this is called taking the lazyvator. usually noticed by thinner people who are in a hurry, and has a negative connotation.
raj: “i am so annoyed- i was trying to get down from the 10th floor all the way to the bas-m-nt, and we had to stop 6 times cause all these people kept taking the lazyvator!”
greg: “were they eating cheetoes?”
raj: “you bet they were!”
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