lazyweb


a salutation from a blogger to the blog’s readers, usually following “dear” and preceding a question that the blogger can’t be bothered to research him- or herself.

invented by jwz, i think.
dear lazyweb, how do i make (random os x app) stop doing (random annoying thing)?
asking others online to do your googling for you.
q: “does anyone know what day thanksgiving is this year?”
a: “lazy web says google it yourself.”

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