LBNT
acronym stands for: loud but not toxic
a fart that can be heard by everyone in the room you are in but releases little to no odor.
person 1: i just ripped an lbnt in cl-ss.
person 2: oh man, did it reek?
person: no. didn’t you just hear me say it was an lbnt?
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