Mexican Zamboni
when you sit on someone’s chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of sh-t; much like a zamboni does to an ice rink.
my girl didn’t wanna bone because it was too cold, so i gave that ho a mexican zamboni, and we were good to go
when a person defecates on another person’s chest and proceeds to sit on their chest and spread the feces around as if a zamboni would on an ice rink.
i started out giving that a girl a hot carl, but then decided to finish it off and give her a mexican zamboni.
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