lbs
laughing but serious
me: knock knock
your mom: who’s there
me: boo
your mom: boo who
me: why are you crying.
your mom: lbs
l=loose b=bowel s=syndrome;
when you drop one and its straight up diarrhea.
dude, i think i have l.b.s.!
ew, wtf?
1. (unit of measurement) the abbreviation for pounds, which is weird because the word “pound” doesn’t have an “l” or a “b” in it, that’s english for ya.
2. acronym for a few different phrases:
– local bike shop (similar to local fish shop)
– little b-tch syndrome, which is a tendency to be lazy
– laughing but serious
carrie: d-mn girl! you have lost some lbs!! what have you been doin all summer?
sheila: i got a sweet hardtail from our favorite lbs and i’ve been hittin the trail like everyday.
carrie: wow, i’m going to stop being a lazy b-tch and join you!
sheila: giggles… “lbs” …giggles
a synonym for pounds. when read, you read it as pounds. originated from the zodiac sign, libra, which is a balance, or scale. that referred to weight, so people decided to subst-tute it for pounds.
24 lbs.=24 pounds
weight in pounds, usually refering to one’s physique.
“dude, she’s hot!”
“i don’t know, man. she’s packing some major lbs.”
a term for pounds.
she weighed around 85lbs when she stepped on the scale.
the acronym for little b-tch syndrome. a term used to describe one “b-tching out” from doing something easily accomplished due to any excuse
jake: let’s go drinking tonight
peter: nah dude my leg hurts from that rugby game
jake: sounds like someone has lbs… i should prescribe them with some man the f-ck up.
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