Le Douche


a european douche bag (most commonly a french one).
jay: hey tommy, check out frenchie over here!
tommy: yeah, i know, what a le douche
v. to be a douchebag with a desperate nature.

v. having s-x every night with random sl-ts to feel complete
n. canadian
yo you were being a real ledouche last night.

did you ledouche those ho’s?
a mock sneezing sound meant to mask the fact that you are calling someone a douche.
person a: check out my sweet van halen tatoo across my back!
person b: {fake sneezing sound} ledouche
a complete, slow-moving idiot or moron.
josh yelled to jered “hurry the f-ck up le douche. this sh-t has to be done today.”
can mean either “cool” or hott, or ugly or stupid, depening on the sentence.
good : kelly, your outfit is so le douche!
bad : ew, her outfit was soo le douche last night!

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