lead lemming


1. with lead, as in to blaze a path that others follow: someone whose horrible taste leads others to believe he or she is cool and starts a trend that will ultimately die a horrible death at the hands of the fashion police. aka, prince or lady gaga

2. with lead, as in a dense heavy material that sinks rapidly:

a. a person who’s chronically bad decision making skills make it obvious to all witnesses that he/she is going to completely destroy his/her own life.

-or-

b. used a a simile: used to describe a person with a prodigious oral fetish.
example for definition 1:
jenny: don’t you love my new outfit! it’s so lady gaga!

jill: wow, that’s amazingly horrible! lady gaga is a lead lemming, and you’re just a tool.

examples for definition 2.
a. larry: did you hear that bob sold his house for $300k and said he was going to invest all the money in lottery tickets?

dave: wow, didn’t he buy that house for $2mil just five years ago? what a lead lemming.

b. will: hey, joe, what do you think of that jill chick?

joe: jill? wow, i love jill. that chick goes down like a lead lemming.

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