republicans that are upset that the liberals and the main stream media conspired to do away with perfectly safe lead paint.
the lead paint republicans are upset that liberal scientist and media are against asbestos tissue paper and dust masks.
pretty savage. she always knows what to say (not) and she’ll always try and find a way to make new friends. she’s extremely insecure and sometimes made fun of. either way she gets through all that sh-t and remains a good person. she has many friends but not all are “real.” ilderina’s pretty lit tbh. […]
- melted ice cream
melted ice cream is a near definition of s-m-n or sperm. maximus : alena makes me produce melted ice cream sawyer: what the f-ck dude?
when you need some code words, to say to your step-sister, and you don’t want to let your little step-brother know that you’re going to play on the x-box 360, but you don’t want to arouse suspicion by whispering. it’s also said really fast, like it’s one word. “yo senpai! imma go eatabanana!”
- throw snakes
to throw a snake is to do something memorable and unexpected. typically, an impulsive decision is made when a new variable is introduced to a situation. the original plan is then abandoned in pursuit of what is perceived to be the greater adventure. ‘throw snakes’ was originally coined by cracked columnist chris bucholz in his […]
8/12, 8:12 or eight one two we’ve all heard about 420, 710 for cannabis concentrates..and now here’s 8/12 for the cannabis edibles. example: oh, you ate one too!!!