Lead Up The Cornhole


the act in which during s-xual intercourse, a man slides a sharpened pencil up the womans -n-s; who unexpecting the intense pain, screams at the male. this works when you can’t get a woman to moan otherwise.
“she just wasn’t feeling it. so i had to give her a lead up the cornhole. she screamed for ages afterwards.”

“fml. he gave me a lead up the cornhole last night ‘cos i wouldn’t -rg-sm.”

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