Leaf Lard


descriptive term for salad dressing.
hey kevin, you have any other leaf lard besides this ranch cr-p?
animal fat from the area surrounding the kidneys, this fat, once ground and rendered, makes the finest lard for pastries
i rendered down some leaf lard for my pie crust.

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