league befuddled
someone who recently became very attractive but does not yet realize they have gone up a league (and so is willing to date people in their former league) can be described as league befuddled.
a: d-mn look at karen! she got totally hot over the summer.
b: you should totally ask her out dude
a: bro she would never go out with someone like me! maybe before but now she’s way out of my league!
b: she doesn’t know that, shes totally league befuddled.
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