Lean Pocket


the v-g-n- of a bulimic or anorexic woman.
that skinny b-tch let me get a taste of her lean pocket.
the b-tch version of a hot pocket
me: hey what is that
sam: lean pockets
me: oh a b-tch hot pocket?
sam: yeah!!!!!
half the calories, with all the diarrhea
i just had a lean pocket, its a low calorie laxative
a s-xy b-tch who sucks a good d-ck and swallows
i could go for a lean pocket

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