an especially tricky s-xual move in which the male jumps as high as he can and lands squarely between the legs of a female partner while simultaneously inserting his p-n-s into the v-g-n-.
“i heard jordana likes it hard”
“then give her a leap jump to super f-ck. she’ll like that”
- leather pants
trousers or generally called pants made out of leather, which is the skin of either lambs, cows, or horses. generally black is the favored color for these pants but brown and white have also become popular. women sometimes wear them but they tend to look best on men, both straight and gay. for some reason […]
‘camnesia’ is what occurs after one has done something on webcam one wishes he/she had not- especially beaver shots and self-violation. heather was totally claiming camnesia until justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her sn-tch. then heather just sort of…disappeared. music festival of the year, starring blonde louis. created by the […]
- camp monroe
happyland.a place where girls shower in the rain. a place where everyone goes on raids and never gets caught. a place where playing with food and screaming at meals is a good thing. as we monroians like to call it our home away from home. “whether it was a good week or a bad week […]
the first run of a show; a new episode hey you ready for tosh tonight? it’s a freshisode!
- sanchez slammer
dipping your p-n-s in a mixture of salsa, sour cream, and tabasco then repeatedly pounding your woman in the v-g-n- until her cl-t-r-s turns bright red. eventually j-zzing on a whole-wheat tortilla feeding it to her as she c-ms. last night i gave my girlfriend a sanchez slammer until her eyes popped out of her […]