Leap List
a list of ten things you want to do before taking your next big leap in life (e.g. before you get married, or have kids or turn 40). the term was originally used in a honda campaign for the cr-v.
seeing the norther lights up in alaska is definitely on my leap list. i need to do it before i have kids.
a list of things you want to do before you get married.
luke: dude how long have you guys been together?
earl: like 7 years.
luke: wtf are you waiting for man? propose!
earl: f-ck that, not till i’m done with my leap list.
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