Leather Flaying
sitting on leather seats with bare skin on a hot day is asking for trouble. when you attempt to rise from the seat, you have to rip your skin from the surface that it has practically merged with, thus giving yourself a painful leather flaying experience. if you’re lucky, you won’t have made full body contact. having s-x on a leather sofa is a big mistake. 50% of the gasps and moans will be of pain as you tear your body away, leaving 6 layers of skin behind.
“your back looks all sunburnt, jim”
“it’s not, i was sh-gging vicky on the sofa and got a serious leather flaying”
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