leave the yard
to write or say something particularly tasteless, offensive or out-of-touch without even realizing it. originates from deadspin’s coverage of sports columnist mark whicker’s piece about the wacky things that happened in the sports world while recently-found kidnapping victim jaycee dugard spent 18 years living in a shed.
whicker signed off the piece with two of the worst sentences ever written: “congratulations, jaycee. you left the yard.”
– did you read that bill simmons column comparing tiger woods’ s-x scandal to muhammad ali refusing to fight in vietnam?
– yeah, he really did leave the yard on that one.
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