leaver

feces of such length and girth as to make the depositor proud to leave it in the commode unflushed for the next bloke to behold.
after doing battle for an hour, i beheld a true leaver and left the lavatory supremely satisfied.
(of dota)

1. something that you’ll get addicted to once you start being one because of the endless joy you’ll get, knowing that everyone in the game is throwing vulgar words at you yet you can’t hear what they say.

2. a person who leaves a game because:
(a) his wife’s giving birth.
(b) his mom threatens to pull plug.
(c) other players are way too noob for him.
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icefrog: d-mn, noobs…
–icefrog has left the game–
noob_in_diguise: wtf, leaver?
#dota #leavers #leaverpool #left #icefrog
typically used in the custom warcraft 3 game, dota. there are a few different types of leavers:

1. -ssholes that join a dota game just so they can leave when the game starts and annoy the p-ss out of everyone.
2. -ssholes that play in dota games and then leave when they are sucking badly.
3. complete morons that join in a dota game and leave the room before the host even starts.
that f-cking leaver f-cked us over, now it’s 4v5!
leavers are west australians who graduate year 12 and spend a week getting completly hammered at dunsborough or margaret river. (exactly the same as schoolies only from wa)
-we’ve finished school lets go to leavers and get p-ssed?
-like we need an excuse!
-true! but lets do it anyway
#schoolies #levers #wa #year 12 #graduates
noun. a leaver is someone who joins a game (like starcraft, warcraft) and just leaves. there are also called h-m-s, f-ggots, f-ckers, b-llsuckers, p-ssy pinchers, and a variety of other words. these leavers are often banlisted if they leave during a game in warcraft. if on a banlist there reputation will decrease and will be boot from many games. they disturb the team balance in many games.
1. #$%@ left the game and now is a leaver.
2.
host:ok lets go
game starts in 5
4
3
afasdv has left the game
host: wat a h-m-
2
player:f-ck bag
1
#banlist #warcraft #boot #h-m- #game
u.k.: students leaving a particular inst-tution of education (in their last “year” of study). equivalent to “seniors” in the u.s., except these students will certainly not be present at said inst-tution subsequent to the upcoming “long vacation” (i.e., summer).
wow i can’t believe we’re leavers already.
#secondary school #united kingdom #education #seniors #high school
someone who leaves their work to the last minute but to the surprise of others somehow miraculously gets top marks.
bob: i’ve got about 8,500 words left to write for my dissertation

guss: so you’ve only done 1,500? dude that’s due in on monday! everyone i know has done it!

bob: yeah. i always leave things to the last minute. i’m a leaver

guss: you’re crazy.

-month later-

guss: so how did you do
bob: i got a high first
guss: i hate you.
#dissertation #work #student #university #last minute