leaving cert
the last exam you’d take in an irish secondary school that if u try to study for you’ll turn from looking 17 to 42 years old, completely f-cks up your sleeping cycle and you’d be lucky to survive.
jaysus did ye see aoife after she did her leaving cert, she looked a f-ckin state, she did !
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