Leaving the stadium
the act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.
similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
bob smith: dude how was your date last night?
johnny douche: man i got so hammered i don’t even remember. sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause i went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn’t there.
bob smith: dude, she didn’t find any friends. she was leaving the stadium…
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