leavitt

aka lahs, or leavitt area high school

leavitt is a small high school in turner, maine (a scarcely populated village in the middle of maine). know for it’s high dropout rate, often angsty teeenagers, and crusty -ss teachers. not far from it sits a small corner store where students buy snacks before getting high or scr-w-ng in the woods behind said leavitt.

due to its infamous reputation, leavitt is a now a noun used to describe a school that isn’t up to par, or has major faults in its system.
person a: “did you hear about the subst-tute teacher?”
person b: “the one fired from leavitt??”
person a: “yeah i heard he was banging a student…”
an individual who is ashamed of his/her sincere and intense fascination with folksy music, statistics, and cajun food.

usually found in the woods of the deep south in the united states. this individual has a hard time living in “polite” society.

can be identified by their abundant use of camouflage garments, matted facial hair, and pictures of miniature yorkshire terriers taped to their biceps (underneath their camouflage long johns).
“david, john, and i were camping in the woods when we came across a leavitt. dude – we couldn’t get out of there quick enough!”

“is that guy gutting a deer on campus?! he is such a leavitt!”