leb

also a canadian term, shortened form of ‘lebanese’. can be considered derogatory, possibly similar to ‘j-p’.

in the derogatory sense, it is used to refer to the stereotypical lebanese male of highschool age – one who is often seen wearing the latest, most expensive fashion trend. the stereotype also has extremely gelled, spiked hair, and drives a ‘trendy’ import car (eg. 240sx, civic). the stereotypical leb is quick to anger and to provoke arguments, will engage in physical confrontation provided he has numerous friends in close vicinity, and will stop at nothing to shift blame.
leb: yo cousin, check out my new ride. wullah it has vtec.

guy: that’s a shopping cart.

leb: sharmoota!
people who only fight when they call their cousins or friends
you can fight a leb by himself and win but watch out if he gets his phone out
how do you win a fight witha leb? take out his sim card
a bunch of unthankful universal refugees. lebs show no respect to any sort of kindness to their needy parents.
local: hey mate, how did you end up here?
lebs: skilled immigration obviously!
leb n. 1. an abbreviated name used colloquially for people from lebanon or of lebanese extraction, 2. a derogatory name given to people of lebanese extraction who are immigrants to or children of lebanese immigrants in australia and who conduct themselves in a manner conspicuously anti-social and who are commonly -ssociated with bad taste. broadly, they are people of middle-eastern appearance who usually have an islamic upbringing, have a chip on their shoulder and who feel bigotry is their prerogative. lebs usually conduct themselves in groups and work to intimidate others. in australia, the term “leb” connotes criminal, thief, geek, coward, racist, thug, one with a lack of culture, one with a lack of education, one who practices intimidation when in a group with other lebs or with a weapon or when concealed, and someone who discriminates against australians (non-lebanese). the term “leb” has been acquired as a descriptor by the broader community of people of lebanese extraction and the like after a reputation was earned in the community, notably in sydney, over a number of years as the sub-group became distinguished by gang-bashings, car-theft and car re-birthing, gun crime, and in particular gang rapes (see: bilal skaf) and the revenge attacks of december 2005 in connection with the cronulla riot. the announcement by the head of islam in australia who led the lebanese muslim community that it was okay for muslim men to rape non-muslim women in his infamous “catsmeat” sermon also did much to cement the perception that lebs were a dysfunctional sub-group within the australian multicultural mix.
ex 1.

a: where is he from?

b: his parents are from lebanon, so he must be a leb.

ex 2. in australia, although society works hard to stop the cl-ssification, the lowest standing of any group belongs to lebs.
usually seen around the sydney area of lakemba, auburn, bankstown etc
walk in groups and death stare the innocent but when a larger group walks by they would put their heads down.
fights in packs and never alone due to their inbread family connections.
usually when there is a group of 5 or so lebs and are confronted by an azn with a baseball bat they run because they are a bunch of pansies that will only retaliate if they overpower the enemy by 20/1
leb: hit him bro c-mmon its only one of him
leb2: nah habib he has a bat
leb: dw we got 5 people!
leb2: but im scared
leb: okay lets just run
leb families usually consist of more than 10+ children which most of them have really bad bo, when you get onto a train with them you can literally suffercate in worse case scenarios.
they usually wear athletic looking clothes like tommy hilfiger, addidas, nike and wear baseball caps. yet 80% of them are fat, obese, ugly and their body hair is similiar to a gorillas -n-s.
leb: oh mah goddddd look at that ugly aussie mut (while walking with a group)
leb2: haha did you see him ? he was scared sh-tless of us habibiii
( larger group of azns walk past )
leb: dont look cuz dont look just keep walking
leb2: omg i think i just sh-t myself
azns: bunch of f-gs
singular term for member of uneducated group of social pariahs. is generally found driving up and down george street, sydney abusing innocent people. 100% of the time below taxable income status due to: laziness; lack of education; deriving all “earnings” from drug and prost-tution rings and hailing from the defective gene pool of the sc-m of 1980’s lebanese society. whilst other muslim groups: iranian; bosnian; etc. have contributed and fitted into australian society, the leb cannot, despising but secretly desiring non-leb australian women who they periodically gang rape. (see bilal skaf). the utter sc-m of society who, when informed of this, will respond with “u jus jeloz coz we lebs is so hot f-k youze aussie c–nts we is taking over” or similar desecration of the english language.
the leb was bitter and unemployed so took his rage against the successful oecd nation of australia on its defenseless women
lebs, a unique race that specially comes out of their mothers -sshole instead of the v-g-n- during birth. side effects of this medical phenomenon include but are not limited to: having down syndrome, have strong desire to reproduce with their mothers and relatives, spend their entire lives talking about cars but only afford hyundai’s, extremely ugly face and the belief that pork is bad but secretly stuff themselves with bacon at night during an annual ritual called “ramadan” and last but not least they stink like their mother’s -n-s.
hamit : ay cuz, my sister (mother,cousin,girlfriend) just gave birth to a baby leb

akmed : fark your sisters -rs-hole must be the size of a basketball hoop now then ay?

hamit : fark oath, i sleep in their sometimes when the cops are looking for me..