lebroned
when you are in a long term relationship and then one person announces in front of all your friends they are leaving you for someone else.
wow did u see joeys totally lebroned chelsea the other night at alex’s graf party?
to be tricked, betrayed, or lied to; to have the hope or promise of something great and have it disappear in front of you, usually blatantly in public
everyone in ohio just got lebroned after the espn hour-long special.
i went to mcdonalds and ordered a box of 20 piece nuggets and got lebroned with ten when i opened them up at home.
to get strung along over a long period of time with the implicit notion that a great partnership will be the reward for showing commitment. then at the moment of the antic-p-ted union, a betrayal in epically cruel fashion takes place. leaving the loyal party feeling devastated while the other runs off with another ‘s-xier’ partner. the betrayer pointing to the logical nature of “the decision”, while completely ignoring the abject cruelty of it’s delivery.
i was dating a friend once and after we got back from a caribbean vacation she totally lebroned me for some guy she worked with. we don’t speak anymore.
i once had this great invention and an investor came to look at my product. i never heard from him again, but i was totally lebroned when a year later i saw that guy on the cover of forbes with my idea.
to have s-xual relations with said person’s mother or female custodian.
1. bill clinton lebroned you, yo!
2. forrest gump got lebroned by the princ-p-l.
getting owned or dunked on in basketball
guy 1: did you see that play?!?!
guy 2: ya man that dude got lebroned!
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